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Megaflopolis
Everybody hates Megalopolis, except the people who like it, and they somehow make it seem worse than the people who hate it; e.g.,...
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May 17, 20242 min read


Face reality
One of 17,000 web-based phenomena currently in vogue is computer reconstructions of the faces of historical figures. No longer do folks...
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May 16, 20243 min read


Great moments in journalism
Reuters shares this dispatch from Cannes and its "strange mood." While there's nothing to get into a twist over, one wonders why two...
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May 14, 20241 min read


Psycho-pass
It's a tenet of public relations as currently constituted to "get ahead" of embarrassing personal information by releasing it yourself...
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May 14, 20242 min read


The restaurant business' communal table
Though I can't speak for the world, at least I'd be grateful if a few UFO/Bigfoot obsessives would devote their energy explaining to me...
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May 13, 20246 min read


London ain't big enough for the both of us
Anthony Trollope seems to have donned his Stetson and pistols while writing this OK Corral-ish passage! (From his novel Can You Forgive...
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Apr 25, 20241 min read


Me 'Body' problems
There are three problems with the relentlessly awful 3 Body Problem, all of which seem endemic in television and film. Problem one: There...
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Apr 24, 20242 min read


Wrong-form
One journalistic anachronism in need of reform - I say reform because the other option is elimination - is the long-form profile. As...
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Apr 24, 20242 min read


Dickie
Let's get this out of the way... I liked the Allmans for both personal and musical reasons. Personal: they were the soundtrack for...
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Apr 18, 20242 min read


Beginner Toobin
Right about here is where I'd use a metaphor such as throwing a pebble into a pond and watching the ripples flow outward to describe how...
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Apr 16, 20242 min read


By any other name...
Axios, never asked, but FTW: My proposal: white people get "Saltine."
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Apr 16, 20241 min read


Like never before?
Here's an odd one: a reporter for Business Insider seems to have never met a young man until recently. America's young men are blowing...
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Apr 16, 20241 min read
A man's castle is his home
Johnny Depp's either straightened out his financial woes or he's still a spendthrift, for the Fourth Estate says he's got his eyes on...
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Apr 15, 20242 min read


Very peaceful bonobos
I don't know shit about bonobos, but I know bullshit when I see it! Not that anyone's losing sleep over it, but the idea bonobos - which...
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Apr 15, 20241 min read


Shitty primeval
For all of you geezers who thought a film or television adaptation of a novel is an abridgement of the novel, I leave you with the fact...
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Apr 9, 20241 min read
Three Fingers Pointing Back
The most fecund beat in journalism is writing obits for journalism and the past month has provided plenty of fertilizer – layoffs at the...
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Feb 7, 20243 min read
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